Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
but nobody ever leaves my life without a good meaning so idk
SO IM IN MATH CLASS AND MY PHONE JUST WENT OFF FULL BLAST BUT I WAS WEARING HEADPHONES ON MY LAPTOP.
SO MY FRIENDS JUST LOOK AT ME REALLY WEIRDLY. AND I PULL MY HEADPHONES AND THEY JUST SMILE AND LAUGH AT ME, THEN QUIETLY, MY FRIEND LEANS OVER AND SAYS,
"Your phone went off."
LIKE DAMN YOU COULDA TOLD ME WHILE IT WAS HAPPENING.